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So true...
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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25 Interesting Questions
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
12. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
14. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
15. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
16. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
17. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
18. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
19. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
20. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
21. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
22. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
23. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
24. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
25. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
12. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
14. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
15. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
16. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
17. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
18. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
19. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
20. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
21. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
22. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
23. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
24. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
25. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Monday, March 1, 2010
Something to think about...
There's a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every I don't know, and a little emotion behind every I don't care.
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